my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
favorite movies: Home Alone (1990)
”This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone. Did you hear me? I’m living alone! I’m living alone!”
Movie Review: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
Release Date: December 25, 2013
Reviewed by: Trace Sauveur
Rated PG for some crude comments, language, and action violence
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty is a film that I think a lot of people are going to be able to relate to. If you find your life to be unbelievably average and routine, you’re most likely going to see a lot of yourself in the character of Walter Mitty, and it’s through this connection that the film is able to succeed.
Walter Mity (Ben Stiller) leads a pretty normal, but incredibly uneventful and boring life. So uneventful, that his most exciting task as of late has been trying to send “winks” to the new girl at his work, Cheryl (Kristen Wiig), on eHarmony, but even that has proven to be unsuccessful. To escape from his everyday tasks, he relies on daydreaming, mostly about action, adventure, and romancing Cheryl in some pretty ridiculous, but amusing, ways. When his and his co-workers’ jobs are threatened, he steps up to the occasion and takes off on a real adventure which could be what he’s needed all along.